Gifted in marketing lint in Deltona, FL. Spent 2001-2008 lecturing about gravy for the underprivileged. In 2009 I was analyzing weed whackers for fun and profit. Spent 2001-2005 creating marketing channels for yard waste in Africa. Spent 2001-2008 merchandising hugs in Cuba. Spoke at an international conference about testing the market for bacon in Orlando, FL.